I would say that my biggest achievement is that I haven't killed anyone, since spite is the main reason people kill. I'm proud of the fact that I haven't allowed myself to go insane despite facing some very serious life stressors. I believe this is a testament my inner strength as well as stubbornness. Surprisingly, my greatest accomplishment would be to maintain a decent level physical attractiveness or have not become so disgustingly ugly over the years. If you get to know me, most people will say my sense of humor is my greatest (and most irritating) quality.